Ballon D’umb: Everton Owner Docked IQ Points Farhad Moshiri has been found guilty of being the Premier League’s thickest owner...
Keane’s battle to grasp humour Professional miseryguts Roy Keane had to undertake years of training to understand the concepts of ‘fun’ and ‘banter’...
PGMOL Tips: Brewing up fairer footy Blatant bias is fine when it can be played off against mind-boggling incompetence - just ask PGMOL!
Shock as City benchwarmers perform worse than stars Tactics experts are stunned that Man City haven’t won as many games without their top players
The Postecruffalo Fans will all love him, and they really won’t care that his background and cabinet seem a bit bare.
Weird Science: The Brighton Player Machine Brighton have a machine for infusing crash test dummies with abilities from Football Manager
Southgate’s Totally Legit England Picks Not playing for your club? Injured? Dead? Get on the plane, baby!
Chelsea to bolster squad with crop of 9-year-olds 25 kids. 25-year deals. Lego. No wonder London’s under-10 talent is heading to Stamford Bridge...