It’s close to kick off,
And something evil’s lurking on the board
Under the floodlights
You see a balding ginger vampire hoard
You try to scream
But leverage takes your club despite your protest
You start to freeze
As mid-table looks you right between the eyes
They’re parasites!
‘Cause this is Glazer, Glazer night
And no-one’s gonna save you from the debt about to strike
You know it’s Glazer, Glazer night
And you’re fighting for your club inside a needy, greedy decline
Ooh, ooh
The window shuts, slam
You realize this squad is all you’ve got
You feel empty hands
And wonder if you’ll ever win again
You close your eyes
And hope that oily despots come to rescue
But all the while
Wolves and Forest creepin’ up behind
You’re out of time
‘Cause this is Glazer, Glazer night
There ain’t no second chance
For the boss with all the prizes
You know it’s Glazer, Glazer night
When you’re fighting for your club inside a needy, greedy decline.
They’re out to strip you
There’s brothers closing in on every side
They will possess you
Unless you take Qatari sportswash bribe
Now is the time
For you and sheikh to cuddle close together, yeah
Fuck human rights
He’ll save you from the terror on the pitch
He’ll make you see
That this is Glazer, Glazer night
‘Cause he can thrill you more
Than any ginger vampire would ever dare try
Glazer (ooh), Glazer night
So let sheikh hold you tight
And share a seedy, needy, greedy
Failed bid, at Old Trafford tonight
[Outro: Jimmy Rat]
Darkness falls across the stands
The buyout hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of gold
To terrorise until it’s sold (They’re gonna sellout tonight)
And whosoever shall be found
With enough cash to take a stake
Must stand and face the fans from hell
And rot inside past glory’s shell
They’re gonna sell U tonight
Glazers, ooh, Busby (Glazer)
Sell United tonight
Glazers, oh, Fergie (Glazer)
[Jimmy Rat]
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand petrochemicals
And greenwash ghouls from INEOS’ board
Are closing in to bid for more
And though you hope it might work out
The share price starts to waver (They’re gonna sellout tonight)
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the Glazers
Thriller: The Man U Takeover
