Walk Alone, With Care: Dump Your Lover the Klopp Way Jurgen Klopp’s Anfield exit shows us how to end a relationship without the bitter, futile rage of an incel man-baby...
A Fine Whine: Tasting Notes on Managers’ Tears After several seasons sampling the tears of Premier League managers, VAR (Vintner’s Assistant Referees) have released a handy tasting guide...
Mbappe Ends Liverpool Rumours: No Mayor Role "Obviously I would need control over transfers, tactics and team selection, being a much better manager than Klopp. And naturally, the ground would be renamed Kylianfield...