Billionaire Installs Bed, Screws Fans Chelsea owner Todd Boehly has installed a bed at Stamford Bridge so fans can watch him screwing the club in real time...
A Fine Whine: Tasting Notes on Managers’ Tears After several seasons sampling the tears of Premier League managers, VAR (Vintner’s Assistant Referees) have released a handy tasting guide...
Eight Big Takeaways from the First Half of the Season As New Year’s resolutions get dropped faster than Arsenal’s lead at the top, we review the season so far, and what fans can eat to comfort themselves...
Chelsea to bolster squad with crop of 9-year-olds 25 kids. 25-year deals. Lego. No wonder London’s under-10 talent is heading to Stamford Bridge...