Betway have announced their new line-up of Premier League ambassadors, dubbed the Three T’s: disgraced and suspended player-gamblers Ivan Toney, Kieran Trippier and Sandro Tonali.
The announcement coincides with the launch of their new app, Flutter & Flush, which includes stakes levels from Micro, risking amounts as miniscule as Luton’s transfer budget, to I’m a Pro Footballer but Fuck it, where plucky gamblers can put their whole future on the line.
Betway spokesghoul Arthur Scruple: “There couldn’t be a better match between our highly ethical approach to grooming gambling addicts and the high-stakes heroism that these three have shown.
“It’s not so much the size of the bets they placed as the collateral risk that impressed us. These ambassadors send a clear signal that anyone willing to gamble their reputation and career has a home at Betway.
“We also believe passionately in redemption. Not for winnings, of course, you’ll have to prise those from our cold, dead hands. But we think everyone should be given a second chance. Especially when they really need to stop gambling.
“We will pay the ambassadors with a very generous credit on the new app. Unfortunately, pesky ‘regulations’ mean it can’t be withdrawn without extensive after-the-fact background checks.
“But with exemplary records of alias accounts, gambling addiction and months-long bans from football, the Three T’s are a dead cert to breeze through.
“In fact, 2 to 1 says they will – another exclusive opportunity on Betway Flutter & Flush. Anyone want to sign up?”